Ein kleines, lustiges Spiel, in dem ich auch in einem anderen Forum sehr aktiv bin und mir Spaß macht.
Es geht darum, dass einer eine Frage stellt und der andere dann eine Antwort mit Begründung gibt.
Beispiel:
Ich fange mit "Warm oder kalt?" an.
User A:
Warm, denn ich mag es warm
Schwarz oder weiß?
User B:
Weiß, schwarz hasse ich.
Tot oder Leben?
User C:
Leben, ich mag leben :mrgreen:
xxx oder yyy?
Und so weiter.
Dann fang ich mal an:
:mrgreen: oder :D?
Kommt drauf an für was du ihn verwendest...
Für "Zocker" ist ein Tower (nicht Stand PC ;-)) zu empfehlen, und auch wenn du generell nur zuhause hocken willst.
Wenn du ihn eher für Arbeit verwenden möchtest, und deinen PC immer in einer Tasche dabei haben willst dann natürlich Laptop.
*ga* 2 Minuten zu spät? o_O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64xTAlbxmi0
"Ich heiße Geisler und mir reichts jetz!" *g*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jii9Y0GagNk
...und Text vergessen! *mahahahahaaaaaa*
Austria Dragon: Thx
@Topic: In letzter Zeit kommen immer mehr Fehler wie "Failed PHP", Allgemeiner Fehler oder so. Jetzt weiß ich auch, war phpBB plus fast nirgends verwendet wird :mrgreen:
Bei mir kommt wenn ich auf neue Beiträge klicke auch ein Error.
Nicht schlecht...
Doch kein so schlechtes Prog. Wo kann man das kaufen?
Achja, <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.datei-upload.eu']http://www.datei-upload.eu</a><!-- w --> ist besser, da musste beim Download nicht warten. 
@Topic: Wann kann ich anfangen zu Werben?
Austria Dragon: Bei solchen Programmen kommt meistens doofer Schinken heraus. Sh. Google-Übersetzung Mit Fremdwörtern tun die sich manchmal schwer.
Ich hab das mal von Google übersetzen lassen.
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Section 01 [General]
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It is allow the issue by a new contribution to upgrade to other members of this attention. Before a new contribution in their own old ships may be at least 24 hours have passed. In the forum "announcement" is the interval to 4 hours if it is an important complement post.
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Each user should be within the framework of its possibilities strive to a legible, understandable and comprehensive presentation to fabricate problem. Other users want to read and understand what has happened here and it was written by the participants is expected to largely write legibly.
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Contributions in a topic, not necessarily the issue, as long as they are not irregular. This rule shall cease to have effect when the author of the subject clearly point out makes no themenungerechten contributions in his subject to tolerate.
Section 10 [malicious]
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The creation of illicit disguised as an opinion or commercial advertising is prohibited. It may only be used in the signature advertising, and the local rules must be strictly adhered to.
In the "links" forum shall cease to apply this rule and links to private or official pages are permitted as long as those of the upper category. In the "partner sites" forum is also advertising allowed, but only as long as they are permitted by an administrator.
Section 12 [vandalism]
Vandalism, the wanton destruction of intellectual property of others, should be omitted and will be depending on the size of at least 6 or more Verwarnpunkten to spell punished.
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There are all encouraged to moderators and checks into a special issue to write.
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Operators and / or administrators can memberships at any time based on the here and / or in the fields provided rules to delete or disable.
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It would nevertheless recommended a copy of the message during a crime of an administrator or moderator to send. Please with its own opinion, as a mere copy can not be the meaning of the message understood.
Section 16 [enlargements of the Rules]
[1] There are also the most established rules of the Sub-Forum, if they do not have any other rule in the conflict or violation. Special rules, only the moderators area and / or the administrators up. The operator or administrator is entitled to the users, content to set content.
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By registering in the forum, the users with the American Dragon Portal a binding contract. It must be noted that all activities are logged.
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-- Operator or administrator [1]
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-- 1 point: Repeated send a contribution in the wrong forum.
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-- 1 point to 2 points: Updating a theme against a rule
-- 2 points: Unlawful sending Pseudomoderationen.
-- 2 points: All points of an illegal name, a status or a signature infringement.
-- 2 points: Creating a double issue with the same content at the same time and user activity.
-- 2 points to 3 points: sending a Einwort or Smileybeiträges.
-- 2 points to 6 points: sending a single or repeated Nekrobeitrages
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-- 4 points: Repeated reinstellen spam and advertising with regard to § 11
-- 4 points: Unlawful deleting Moderatoren-/Administratorenmeinungen inter alia, in its own contribution.
-- 4 points: sending misleading information or promise to do something.
-- 4 points: Belästigen a member with the help of private messages.
-- 5 points: sending defamatory articles against other users.
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-- 6 points: Creating a triple issue with the same content at the same time and user activity.
-- 6 points to spell: Heavy commit vandalism in the forum.
-- Spell: The clean opinion disguised as an advertising or commercial advertising.
-- Spell: malicious in publishing its own contribution.
-- Spell: uncover a second member with Bannung and erasure of the main membership.[4] A spell is done through a series of pass through Verwarnpunkte noted. The following are the gradations listed below:
-- 12 Verwarnpunkte = 1 week spell
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[5] There is every six months among the moderators and administrators agreed that certain users Verwarnpunkte be deducted. This is based on the behaviour of each user.
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In addition to the "severability" reference, so that a partial invalidity the validity of the other parts.
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The membership must be a neutral position. In addition, the name is not with "American Dragon" or in any other form begin to eliminate confusion.
If against this rule, so does the name soon changed, in which an administrator is contacted or asks.
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The operator, the administrators and moderators reserve the right to subsequent amendment or supplement to the Regulations are listed here. These new rules come after it is announced, immediately.
... *no comment*
Wer Zeit hat kann das ja überarbeiten.
Jetzt mal was zu dem neuen Englischbereich, sorry, aber das muss ich mal loswerden.
> Regeln in Englisch wärn nich schlecht^^
> Ein kleiner Willkommenstopic in Englisch
> Ein Unterforum, "Offtopic"
> Werbung (darum werd ich mich kümmern, ich hab da meine Mittel... :mrgreen:)
Grüße
SD
^ hat Recht
< hat nen neuen Avatar
v hat keinen neuen Avatar
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^ ist im Chat
< ist im Chat
v kommt in den Chat
Ein paar Witze
Darunter ist ein roter Strich, den man markieren muss um die Lösung zu sehen.
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Beinbruch und einen Einbruch?
[highlight=red]Nach einem Beinbruch muss man drei Monate liegen, nach einem Einbruch drei Monate sitzen.[/highlight]
Wer hat 21 Augen und kann doch nicht sehen?
[highlight=red]Der Würfel.[/highlight]
Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Pferd und einem Blitz?
[highlight=red]Der Blitz schlägt ein, das Pferd schlägt aus![/highlight]
^ hat unrecht mit Deutschland
< wünscht Austria Dragon guten Appetit
v wohn im deutschsprachigen Raum
^ hat fast recht
< mag Jimmy Neutron nur ein bisschen
v findet diesen Smiley witzig: :mrgreen:
^ hat das Brot geschmeckt
< hat grad gefrühstückt und das Mag als jpg exportiert (http://adcenter.bplaced.net/filemanager/admag/)
v hasst Spongebob Schwammkopf
Meistens liegts an der Datenbank. Deswegen hab ich dir ja das Script geschickt, um zu prüfen, wie lange die Datenbank zum Antworten braucht. Wenn sie sehr lange braucht, ist es ja wohl klar
@Unten: Ich wolte eig. eher das "Wenn sie sehr lange braucht ist es ja klar" und nicht das Script betonen.
^ hat hunger :mrgreen:
< ...auf Schweinebraten
v liest dann heute das AD-Mag
Nein, weil es passiert auch manchmal dass ein paar Smileys angezeigt werden und die anderen nur in Buchstaben bzw. der Alt.-Text.
Was mir noch aufällt ist das, dass manchmal keine Smileys angezeigt werden. Auch mit einem anderen Code kein Smiley.
^ ist grad nicht im Chat
< ist langweilig (schlechtes Wetter)
bei v ist Sonne
asoo also soll ich den Topic löschen?
Hat doch keiner gesagt
*/offtopic*
